President Obama Acts

Vibin' to: Usher's-Tradin' Places! En-Route to: iQonsWorld.com from Earf to host some Obama Administration economic recovery house meetings, aboard U.S.S. Voyager of course, while cruisin' @ Warp 3 after President Obama ordered the use of force to deal with the Somali hostage situation.

The captain of the hijacked ship is telling the pirates: Wii're tradiiiin' pllaaccceeessss.

Intro
[Usher Talking]
Hey, I know what you used to
Wii gon' do something different tonight

Ohh-uuu...    Oooooooohhh!
(Ohhhh-uuu! Ooohhhh-uuu, Ooooooohhhh-uuuu, Ooooohhhh-uuuu!)

Verse 1
Now wii gonna do this thing a little different toniiiiight
U gonna come over and pick me up in your riiiiide
U gon' knock then u gon' wait(Hhhhhhssssstttttt!)
Oooooo u gon' take me on a daaaate
U gonna open my door and Imma reach over and open yoooouuuurs
Gon' pay for dinner take me to see a movie
And whisper in my ear: I bet you really wanna do me
Girl now take me home and get up in my pants
Pour me up a shot and force me to the bed

Chorus
I’m always on the top tonight I’m on the bottom
Coz wii traaadiiin' plaaaacccceeeessss
When I can't take no more, tell me you ain't stoppin'
Coz wii're tradin' plaaaaccccceeesss

Now put it on me baby till I say Oooo wiiiiiiii!
And tell me to shut up before the neighbors hear me
This is how it feels when you do it like me
Wii're traaadiiiiin' plaaaacccceeeesss

Gon' get it, (gon') get it get it, get it get it,
Gon' get it, (gon') get it get it, get it get it,
Gon' get it, (gon') get it get it, get it get it,
Wii're traaaadiiiiiin' plaaaacccceeeees

Verse 2
I’ll be waking u up to a cup of Folgers
Pancakes and eggs I owe ya breakfast in bed, oh baby
And your orange juice sitting on the coaster
Toast on the siiiiiide baby strawberry and grape jelly
You finished let me get that driiiinQ,
Pull the curtain from the window
Time to get up baby let me make this bed up(baby)
Today wii goin' shoppin' blow 30 on me
Make it 60, spend it like u really love me
Skip dinner and wii gon' rent a movie
You order chinese food right before u do me
You coming on strong baby let me wash me haaands
She said hurry up then get your ass to beeeeed

Chorus
You get on top tonight I'm on the bottom
Coz wii traaadiiin' plaaaccceees
When I can't take no more, tell me you ain't stoppin'
Coz wiiii're traadiiiin' plaaacccceeees
Now put it on me baby till I say Oooo wiiiiiiii
And tell me to shut up before the neighbors hear me
This is how it feels when you do it like me
Wii're traaadiiiin' places

Gon' get it, (gon') get it get it, get it get it,
Gon' get it, (gon') get it get it, get it get it,
Gon' get it, (gon')  get it get it, get it get it,
Wii're traaaadiiiin' plaaacccceeees

Bridge
(yeah) Wash the car
(yeah) I’m gonna walk the dog
(yeah) Take out the trash
(yeah) With nothing but your t-shirt on
(yeah) I'm gonna press your shirt
(yeah) I'm gonna wrinkle mines up
(yeah) In the kitchen girl wii're crazy wii don’t give a fuuuuukkkkkk!

Where you want me?
Oooohhh-ohhh
Oooooohhhhh
whoooooooo babyyy

Give it to me babyyy, babyyyy, babe!
ohhhh-ohhhhh(hhhssstttttt!)
ohhhh ohhhhhhh
ooo-uuuu babyy
Babyyy yeaaa
oooo-uuu
ohhhhhhhooo!
Ooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhooooooooo!
ohhhhhhh
uuuuu-uuuu(hhhhhheeeeee-oooooooooooo!)

Chorus
You get on top tonight I'm on the bottom
Coz wii traaaadiiiiiiiin' plaaaacccceeees
When I can't take no more, you say you ain't stoppin'
Coz wiiiiiii traaadiiiiin' plaaaaccccceeeeees
Now we gon' do this thing a little different toniiiiight
Traaaaaadiiiiiing plaaaaacccccceeeeees

Outro
Stay tuned for part 2
You been me or I been u
But wii gon' switch this thing back
Imma put it on your ass(On yo ass!)...

iQon!